Dindu Inserts Shotgun Into Girlfriend’s Vagina, Accidentally Pulls Trigger

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Ayo…

Hol up.

So you be sayin’…

You let this black retard shove a shotgun into your vagina??

These hoes, man. I swear.

Daily Mail:

A man who left his partner for dead after accidentally firing a shotgun while it was inserted into her vagina to fulfill her sexual desires has been jailed for ten years. David Jeffers, 47, fled in panic from a Britannia hotel in Manchester leaving his partner disfigured on the bed after their fantasy went catastrophically wrong.

The 46 year-old victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been left with life changing injuries to her bladder and female reproductive organs but amazingly survived. In the days before their rendezvous, she told Jeffers of her sexual desires via text message, saying: ‘I can’t sleep, so excited.’ The victim, who worked as a manager in Stockport, Greater Manchester, had arranged and paid for him to stay with her at the hotel on January 30.

The couple consumed drink and drugs before engaging in sexual activity. Jeffers, who lives in Harehills, Leeds, inserted the loaded shotgun, which he claims to have found in the toilet of the Wetherspoon’s pub at Leeds train station, into her vagina before accidentally pressing the trigger. As his victim lay naked on the bed, Jeffers phoned reception to ask for help before dressing himself and fleeing the hotel via a rear exit. He made his way to Piccadilly train station where he caught a train back to Leeds in the early hours.

Ha, they named the place Picadilly, LOL.
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When a hotel employee went up to the room, the victim murmured: ‘I am in agony, I am going to die’. She was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary with multiple gun shot pellets in the abdomen and received significant trauma injuries. Emergency surgery saved her life. In hospital, she told doctors of the traumatic experience and claimed that Jeffers was a ‘bad man’ who tried to ‘blow her insides out.’ Today at Manchester Crown Court, Jeffers, who was due to stand trial for attempted murder, pleaded guilty to possession of a firearm with intent to endanger life after it emerged the victim had agreed to take part in the act as part of her own sexual fantasy. He was jailed for ten years for what a judge described as ‘a sexual fantasy with dreadful consequences’. The weapon, never recovered after Jeffers dumped it in a Stockport bin, was described in court as an ‘antique’ shotgun, the size of a small handgun, which fired.410 pellets and was usually used to kill vermin.

You asked him to put it in there, you dumbass! Seriously, they shouldn’t have even sent him to prison. Anyone dumb enough to let a nog put a shotgun in their vaj deserves the consequences.
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Lesson of the day: Don’t have sex with black people and don’t let them put shotguns in your ass.