Baked Alaska Physically Assaulted by SPLC Cheeseburger Titty Ninja Jew Boy

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In ancient Japan, to become a ninja one would have to train for months or even years on end. Learn how to swim long distances and climb huge walls. Survive on eating nothing but berries and beetles for weeks at a time. You could compare much of their training to modern-day American and European special-forces.

But then there’s the SPLC’s ‘Fat Boy Cheeseburger Ninjutsu’ training program.

To hone the secret cut-throat skills of the SPLC Fat-Boy Ninja Jew training program one must:

1) Ply one’s self with cheeseburgers until one’s tits are ‘soft’ and ‘slappy’.

2) Master the art of poking people in the eyes and stealing their baseball hats.

3) Learn the ancient Jewish technique of ad hominem attacks.

4) When all else fails, use the age-old art of calling your opponent a ‘racist’, a ‘bigot’, or the ultimate death blow… a ‘Fucking Nazi’.

Once you have mastered these ancient Yiddish techniques, you may attain the title of ‘Hebrew Cheeseburger Titty Ninja’.

Your body will be sculpted and your debate skills will be unmatched.

Neo-Nazi white supremacists will literally shake with fear.

When your intense training is finished, this is what your final form should look like:

Hebrew Milkshake Titty no-Jutsu!