Alex Jones Proves 100% That Michelle Obama is a Man

Daily Heathen |

There can be absolutely no question about this for frigging eternity.

Michele Obama has a big sweaty stinking nasty-ass BBC swinging at all kinds of crazy angles under all of those $10k European designer dresses ‘she’ is always wearing.

The bitch has a dick, and all y’all need to recognize.

Seriously though, have you ever looked at ‘her’ traps?

The only way you could describe Michelle Obama’s traps would be as ‘life-long male athlete trapezius muscles’ (long considered by most weightlifters along with large deltoid muscles to be the hallmarks of a highly experienced male weightlifter).

Really wanna thank Alex for this one. It really can’t be exposed enough.